stupidtank.wordpress.com - 10/29/2009
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Allow me to rise to Amber’s challenge to match her “Blame Table“. Just for tanks.
Or, perhaps, I should simply call it my list of “why every wipe is secretly the tank’s fault.”
1st Cause of the Wipe: Tank lost agro
Reasons why this is the tank’s ...
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How to PROPERLY Place Blame
I Like Bubbles —
... I was sitting there innocently wasting time in Twitter instead of blogging or working on my Nano outline when lo, this post came to my attention. I read it over and immediately noticed a massive problem: he was always blaming the wrong people. I decided that it was my DUTY to set the record straight.
ETA: Don’t forget to check out other versions here and here.
Here, then, is a CORRECTED version of Mortigan’s list:
Amber’s Totally Fair and Unbiased Guide to Placing the Blame for Wipes ...
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Welcome to Spinksville! —
... Tarsus explains why we should always blame the tanks and gives a reason for just about every situation.
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We’ve seen a lot of other blog reactions to the petstore. The majority accept that the pets aren’t a big deal, but there’s a pervasive sense of sadness – as if we’d seen the future and people aren’t sure if they like it (ultimately if it’s more profitable for devs to make social games and sell pretty pets than make big expansive virtual worlds with complex ...
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