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Claimed Blog: Temerity Jane

MassiveBlips Member since Feb. 27, 2009

temerity-jane.com - 19 hours ago
Animal anger issues.
— temerity-jane.com — I did not grow up in a pet-having household. I’ve had a few pets over the course of the years, mostly fish and small mammal type things. Brinkley is my first experience living with a dog, and as this blog has shown over the last few months, I have taken to life with a dog in a big, ... (more) Animal anger issues.

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temerity-jane.com - 44 hours ago
This may or may not be a review session
— temerity-jane.com — So, every once in a while this blog, like many blogs, gets a spike of traffic, and I try to remind myself to make a post welcoming all these new readers and putting my best foot forward and showing them how awesome I am right off the bat to entice them to stick around, but I’ve never ... (more) This may or may not be a review session

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temerity-jane.com - 48 hours ago
November 21, post-buffet
— temerity-jane.com — “Can I have that yellow pick up truck? It’s for sale.” “Sure.” “Really?!?” “Yep. Just find a way to finish the payments on your car, get rid of your car, and increase your income enough to pay for the payments on the yellow pick up ... (more) November 21, post-buffet

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temerity-jane.com - 3 days ago
I didn’t study for this and I’m suddenly naked!
— temerity-jane.com — Ok, Internet, with what I’m going to talk about today, I’m just going to cut you off at the pass right from the start to remove the possibility of getting comments of a certain type that I REALLY hate (and I am also telling you now that to make them anyway will not be NEARLY as ... (more) I didn’t study for this and I’m suddenly naked!

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feedproxy.google.com - 4 days ago
You’re still busy, I’ve still got time.
— feedproxy.google.com — So, Internet, just like last month (actually, it wasn’t a whole month ago because I didn’t it totally late in the month because Phil had my Cosmo in the bathroom), I have here the newest issue of Cosmo for you. You’re busy people, with jobs and kids and lives, and even ... (more) You’re still busy, I’ve still got time.

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Attempting to unfold myself.
feedproxy.google.com - 5 days ago
Attempting to unfold myself.
— feedproxy.google.com — Internet, even though I live here and am practically made up of Internet myself, sometimes, I find the Internet to be just crushingly horrible. I mean that I sometimes feel like I’m actually stooped forward in my chair, with my spine all crackly from the weight of how heavily the ... (more) Attempting to unfold myself.

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temerity-jane.com - 6 days ago
November 16, doomed from the start
— temerity-jane.com — “It seems like NaBloPoMo is becoming basically me talking about what an asshole I am. Got any ideas for me to write about all the terrible ways I annoy you?” “Not really, no.” “Oh, yeah, right!” “Well… you know how every time I stand up, you ... (more) November 16, doomed from the start

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temerity-jane.com - 6 days ago
Just Say No to Surprise Gap
— temerity-jane.com — Internet, when I am trying to make sense of the world, or tell you one of my many theories on life, I often start off by saying, “There are two types of people in the world.” Either you are like me in some particular way, or you aren’t. One of those things is correct, and one ... (more) Just Say No to Surprise Gap

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temerity-jane.com - 7 days ago
Sing your own kind of song
— temerity-jane.com — Stuff I have sang that may or may not have gotten on Phil’s nerves recently a list, by TJ 1. This is the song, la la la la, Kel-mo’s song. This is the song, la la la la, KEL-mo’s song!* 2. K-K-K-Kelly face, K-K-Kelly face.* 3. Any way I want it, that’s the way I ... (more) Sing your own kind of song

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November 14, afternoon
temerity-jane.com - 8 days ago
November 14, afternoon
— temerity-jane.com — “I want a baby otter !” “No.” “Come on! Look at it!” “Yes, it’s cute.” “Don’t you want one?” “No.” “Come ON! Look. If I can have a baby otter, we don’t have to have a baby.”  ... (more) November 14, afternoon

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temerity-jane.com - 10 days ago
Resigned to the situation
— temerity-jane.com — You know how when you’re young, and you’re also a girl (this will require more imaginative work from some of the audience than required from the rest), you date guys and if there’s something kind of obnoxious about him, you just figure you’ll change it later? And then ... (more) Resigned to the situation

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temerity-jane.com - 11 days ago
The Becoming People Who Comment Challenge, #4
— temerity-jane.com — Hanging in there, Internet? Are you seeing any improvements overall yet, or have you just pretty much stuck to the challenges alone? Also, have you met this new banner? Bellwether made it. FREAKIN’ ADORABLE. Anyway, Internet, let’s get right to it, because I want to get this post ... (more) The Becoming People Who Comment Challenge, #4

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feedproxy.google.com - 11 days ago
WINCEABLE!
— feedproxy.google.com — Ok, Internet, while we are not all the grammar snobs that I tend to be when it is convenient for me to be one, I think that everyone has their own little grammatical pet peeves. Whether it’s the standard your/you’re, it’s/its, their/there/they’re or something more ... (more) WINCEABLE!

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temerity-jane.com - 12 days ago
I don’t get all hokey
— temerity-jane.com — As the title says, I am not one to get cheesy and hokey and gross, but I am here to tell you that all of the super insightful and amazing things that I have to tell you today are going to have to wait, because I am spending the day with Phil. Veteran’s Day and all, you know? Phil, ... (more) I don’t get all hokey

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temerity-jane.com - 13 days ago
Are you a Blocker or a Non-Blocker?
— temerity-jane.com — Internet, I can’t speak for all of us, but I can speak for me, and this is my blog, so, you know, that’s how I’m approaching things here, but we’ve been Internetting for, what, a million years now? I’ve been blogging for 10 or 11, so I think about a million years ... (more) Are you a Blocker or a Non-Blocker?

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