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Infraction for Smokescreen: 6. Do not post unless you have something new and worthwhile to say.
Post: Combat (3.2) and Mutilate (3.1) Spreadsheets User: Smokescreen Infraction: 6. Do not post unless you have something new and worthwhile to say. Points: 1 Administrative Note: Message to User: Quote: Fascinating. Was there actually a point to this or did ...
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Infraction for sephfiroth: 7. Do not beg for hand-holding.
elitistjerks.com — Post: Rogue: Simple Questions/Simple Answers User: sephfiroth Infraction: 7. Do not beg for hand-holding. Points: 1 Administrative Note: Message to User: Quote: Search and read. ArPen stacking has been extensively discussed. Original Post: ... (more) Infraction for sephfiroth: 7. Do not beg for hand-holding.
Warning for Alduin: 1. All posters are to make an effort to communicate clearly.
elitistjerks.com — Post: WotLK DPS spreadsheet User: Alduin Infraction: 1. All posters are to make an effort to communicate clearly. Points: 0 Administrative Note: Message to User: Quote: Proper formatting is important. Random line breaks between portions of a sentence are ... (more) Warning for Alduin: 1. All posters are to make an effort ...
Infraction for Farmbuyer: 6. Do not post unless you have something new and worthwhile to say.
Post: WotLK DPS spreadsheet User: Farmbuyer Infraction: 6. Do not post unless you have something new and worthwhile to say. Points: 1 Administrative Note: Message to User: Quote: Useless post. Original Post: Quote:  ...
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Infraction for Hoofhearted: 6. Do not post unless you have something new and worthwhile to say.
Post: Cat DPS Guide for Dummies User: Hoofhearted Infraction: 6. Do not post unless you have something new and worthwhile to say. Points: 1 Administrative Note: Message to User: Quote: Your grasp of statistics leaves something to be desired.  ...
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Infraction for Qin: 8. All accounts must have a valid WoW profile.
Post: Warrior DPS Calculation Spreadsheet User: Qin Infraction: 8. All accounts must have a valid WoW profile. Points: 1 Administrative Note: Message to User: Quote: Correct your profile so it points to an existing character. Original ...
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Infraction for Daboran: 6. Do not post unless you have something new and worthwhile to say.
Post: Feral Tanking Discussion User: Daboran Infraction: 6. Do not post unless you have something new and worthwhile to say. Points: 1 Administrative Note: Message to User: Quote: If you find yourself saying, "We've had this discussion very ...
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Infraction for Grato: 7. Do not beg for hand-holding.
Post: Feral Tanking Discussion User: Grato Infraction: 7. Do not beg for hand-holding. Points: 1 Administrative Note: Message to User: Quote: Read first. Making sure you understand basic game mechanics would probably be a good idea as well.  ...
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Infraction for Lindaris: 7. Do not beg for hand-holding.
Post: Warlock: Simple Questions/Simple Answers User: Lindaris Infraction: 7. Do not beg for hand-holding. Points: 1 Administrative Note: Message to User: Quote: If you'd spent ten minutes reading instead of twenty minutes typing, you'd have found the answers ...
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Infraction for thekid89: 7. Do not beg for hand-holding.
Post: Demonology Thread User: thekid89 Infraction: 7. Do not beg for hand-holding. Points: 1 Administrative Note: Message to User: Quote: Run a simulation and figure it out for yourself. Original Post: Quote: Not ...
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Infraction for zxon: 7. Do not beg for hand-holding.
Post: Demonology Thread User: zxon Infraction: 7. Do not beg for hand-holding. Points: 1 Administrative Note: Message to User: Quote: Please complete these steps before posting again: 1. Find your Shift key and learn to use it appropriately. 2. Acquaint ...
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Infraction for LordObsidian: 1. All posters are to make an effort to communicate clearly.
Post: SimulationCraft for Warlocks (3.3 numbers) User: LordObsidian Infraction: 1. All posters are to make an effort to communicate clearly. Points: 1 Administrative Note: Message to User: Quote: Apostrophes are a mandatory element of English.  ...
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Warning for Madkappa: 10. Do not back-seat moderate.
Post: SimulationCraft for Warlocks (3.3 numbers) User: Madkappa Infraction: 10. Do not back-seat moderate. Points: 0 Administrative Note: Message to User: Quote: 1. Don't be a sarcastic dick. That's my job. 2. Use the Report button when people say stupid ...
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Warning for Naforce: 6. Do not post unless you have something new and worthwhile to say.
Post: SimulationCraft for Warlocks (3.3 numbers) User: Naforce Infraction: 6. Do not post unless you have something new and worthwhile to say. Points: 0 Administrative Note: Message to User: Quote: I'm going to guess from your writing style that you are ...
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Infraction for ghepip: Spreading dirty lies
Post: SimulationCraft for Warlocks (3.3 numbers) User: ghepip Infraction: Spreading dirty lies Points: 2 Administrative Note: Message to User: Quote: That's funny, I don't remember the WoW development team having a European office. I guess this means you have ...
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Infraction for galzar: Blatent hand-holding
Post: Cat DPS Guide for Dummies User: galzar Infraction: Blatent hand-holding Points: 2 Administrative Note: Message to User: Quote: Seriously? I guess you were too lazy to read our rules too. Let me give you a hint, if you're too lazy to read a few pages ...
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Infraction for Slackie: 6. Do not post unless you have something new and worthwhile to say.
Post: authorization User: Slackie Infraction: 6. Do not post unless you have something new and worthwhile to say. Points: 1 Administrative Note: Message to User: Quote: Because I love the sense of irony that this provides, the original poster only got a ...
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Infraction for Tiggs: 10. Do not back-seat moderate.
Post: authorization User: Tiggs Infraction: 10. Do not back-seat moderate. Points: 1 Administrative Note: Message to User: Quote: Because I love the sense of irony that this provides, the original poster only got a warning, you got an infraction for being ...
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Warning for Juniparr: 6. Do not post unless you have something new and worthwhile to say.
Post: authorization User: Juniparr Infraction: 6. Do not post unless you have something new and worthwhile to say. Points: 0 Administrative Note: Message to User: Quote: Go and read the sticky and see what you did wrong. Original Post:  ...
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Infraction for Grato: 6. Do not post unless you have something new and worthwhile to say.
Post: Feral Tanking Discussion User: Grato Infraction: 6. Do not post unless you have something new and worthwhile to say. Points: 1 Administrative Note: Message to User: Quote: None of this contributes to the discussion. Original Post:  ...
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